Riya is eating for two.

Remz is looking up baby names.

Silly is going to be a baby mama!

Sizzle is cooking a bun with her husband.

Amanda apparently has two heartbeats right now.

Kelly is increasing her reproductive success to 1.

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.

Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.