Riya is eating for two.
Amanda apparently has two heartbeats right now.
Kelly is increasing her reproductive success to 1.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.